1. "Drunk text me. I want
    to be the one you think of
    when you can’t think straight."
    — "Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via claire-luisa)

    (Source: claireluisa)

  2. Three times Holy water had no effect on Dean and the one time it really did

    (Source: out-in-the-open)

  3. legalwifi:

    literally me

  4. intensional:

hellosunflowerj:

Me trying to fix my attitude

Yes that’s literally what the picture says

    intensional:

    hellosunflowerj:

    Me trying to fix my attitude

    Yes that’s literally what the picture says

  5. pikachewbites:

    slytherinvevo:

    Don’t get too friendly with him, though, Rosie. Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pureblood.”

    HEADCANON THAT SCORPIUS MALFOY TAKES MUGGLE STUDIES AT NEWT LEVEL AND HE LOVES GOING TO THE BURROW FOR SUNDAY BRUNCH BC ARTHUR WEASLEY IS THE ONLY PERSON HE KNOWS WHO SHARES HIS ENTHUSIASM FOR RUBBER DUCKS 

     

    my hand slipped

    image

    image

    (Source: deadzabini)

  6. Anonymous
    ur not a girl dude just stop

    ah! just hold one for one second…

    i’m looking in my handbag for a fuck to give about you but it seems mostly empty…

    except for this old thing…

    i wonder what that could mean.

    actually i don’t wonder. that was a lie i just told. sorry about that. but what i’m not sorry about is what i am, what i know i am and what i know i will still be tomorrow even if i get a hundred more messages like this.

    do you think you’re being original? do you think you can just tell me to stop and i will? that’s like telling the sun not to like, idk, be the fucking sun. it’s not happening. give up.

    the other thing is, your message is tame. it’s so mild. you’re like a little drop of water in a sea of hot sauce. i get death threats, i get people telling me i’m going to hell, i get people who sincerely want to hurt me just because of who i am.

    and i’m still fucking doing it.

    but little arrogant plot holes like you think you can just tell me to stop.

    no, you wet toaster. no.

    i am a fucking queen and i will be a woman for as long as i know myself to be one. you will be a damp fork for as long as the universe continues to exist.

    anyway if you’re done being a century old sock i’m going to go be a woman somewhere you’re not being a human embodiment of chapped lips

    dajo42:

    this got to 10k without me noticing

    <3

  7. wadehiddlesarmitagepunk:

    When shit got real with Ten, it got really, really real.

    (Source: saxonss)

  8. (Source: notmydate)

  9. lumos5001:

capalxii:

fuckyespetercapaldi:

IMPORTANT

I can’t believe how much darker they’ve made the Doctor

he may be a grumpily old guy but then he does shit like this and I honestly start to wonder how much of it’s an act

    lumos5001:

    capalxii:

    fuckyespetercapaldi:

    IMPORTANT

    I can’t believe how much darker they’ve made the Doctor

    he may be a grumpily old guy but then he does shit like this and I honestly start to wonder how much of it’s an act

  10. crazycritterlife:

    suggitup:

    physicalalex:

    angelromanvstheworld:

    grubby—garbage-queen:

    viele-katzen:

    marina-and-the-dragons:

    spread-hope-inspire:

    Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

    This man was beyond real

    "Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
    - Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

    okay but that snake bit him right in the neck and he didnt even flinch

    thats how you know he’s australian….

    Funny joke aside, he also knew that the snake he was handling was not venomous, it was only biting him to show it was not happy with the situation it was put in. If it was venomous, he wouldnt have had it that close to himself

    “If we can teach people about wildlife, they will be touched. Share my wildlife with me. Because humans want to save things that they love.”

    - Steve Irwin

  11. kellyangel:

    I made this long Twilight summary a while back but I never shared the whole thing with you tumblr. I should probably point out that I’ve only seen 2 of the movies and not read any of the books so there might be 1 or 2 teensy errors…. 

    (Source: anythingcomic.com)

  12. iguanamouth:

    she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

  13. tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

    tiredestprincess:

    @god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

    (Source: tilly3200)

  14. geekingout:

vagabondsandconventgirls:

whatisthecat:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

jethrocane:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF
I BOUGHT IT
MONTHS AGO
TRIED IT ONCE
I THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLE
IT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHER
IT GOT ON EVERYTHING 
IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAY
I THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHT
AND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN
HOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN
I READ THE DIRECTIONS
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHT
I COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONE
TURNS OUT
YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRST
WAIT FOR IT TO DRY
COMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)
IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOW
AND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)
AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESS
AND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALM
IT WAS A MIRACLE 
THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BEST
IT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIME
IT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHING
AMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY IT

NO BUT DO KEEP IN MIND THAT IT REALLY DOES STAY ON FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME
AS IN, LONG ENOUGH TO FORCE YOU TO SCRUB IT OFF AT THE END OF THE DAY
THIS STUFF ISN’T FOR THE WEAK, THIS IS FOR THE POWERFUL BADASSES WHO WASH THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING

YO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT THING
THAT IS A DREAM COME TRUE BUT ALSO A NIGHTMARE LIKE
THIS IS ME JUST BEFORE WENT OUT THE WHOLE DAY

HELL YEAH I FELT HELLA CUTE AND POWERFUL RIGHT THIS IS THE POWER RED LIPSTICK HAS ON ME
WELL LATER I RETURN HOME AND CHANGE GLASSES AND WOWIE IT’S STILL THERE AWESOME

THEN JUST FOR SCIENCE I DECIDED TO SLEEP WITH IT OKAY
I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY LIKE THIS

AND THEN AGAIN FOR SCIENCE, I DIDN’T RUB IT OFF AT THE SHOWER JUST TO SEE IF IT WAS WATERPROOF TOO AND

I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG WOULD THAT HAVE LASTED IF I DIDN’T TAKE IT OFF AFTER THAT PHOTO BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS MUST BE MADE OF THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES I ACCEPT NO OTHER EXPLANATION

BRB GOING TO THE STORE

I WENT SWIMMING WITH THIS STUFF FOR LIKE 5 HOURS IT STILL LOOKED BEAUTIFUL 

    geekingout:

    vagabondsandconventgirls:

    whatisthecat:

    ninthdoctorsbutt:

    jethrocane:

    LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF

    I BOUGHT IT

    MONTHS AGO

    TRIED IT ONCE

    I THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLE

    IT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHER

    IT GOT ON EVERYTHING 

    IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAY

    I THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHT

    AND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN

    HOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN

    I READ THE DIRECTIONS

    AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHT

    I COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONE

    TURNS OUT

    YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRST

    WAIT FOR IT TO DRY

    COMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)

    IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOW

    AND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)

    AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESS

    AND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALM

    IT WAS A MIRACLE 

    THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BEST

    IT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIME

    IT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHING

    AMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY IT

    NO BUT DO KEEP IN MIND THAT IT REALLY DOES STAY ON FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME

    AS IN, LONG ENOUGH TO FORCE YOU TO SCRUB IT OFF AT THE END OF THE DAY

    THIS STUFF ISN’T FOR THE WEAK, THIS IS FOR THE POWERFUL BADASSES WHO WASH THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING

    YO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT THING

    THAT IS A DREAM COME TRUE BUT ALSO A NIGHTMARE LIKE

    THIS IS ME JUST BEFORE WENT OUT THE WHOLE DAY

    HELL YEAH I FELT HELLA CUTE AND POWERFUL RIGHT THIS IS THE POWER RED LIPSTICK HAS ON ME

    WELL LATER I RETURN HOME AND CHANGE GLASSES AND WOWIE IT’S STILL THERE AWESOME

    THEN JUST FOR SCIENCE I DECIDED TO SLEEP WITH IT OKAY

    I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY LIKE THIS

    AND THEN AGAIN FOR SCIENCE, I DIDN’T RUB IT OFF AT THE SHOWER JUST TO SEE IF IT WAS WATERPROOF TOO AND

    I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG WOULD THAT HAVE LASTED IF I DIDN’T TAKE IT OFF AFTER THAT PHOTO BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS MUST BE MADE OF THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES I ACCEPT NO OTHER EXPLANATION

    BRB GOING TO THE STORE

    I WENT SWIMMING WITH THIS STUFF FOR LIKE 5 HOURS IT STILL LOOKED BEAUTIFUL